Ikea Wins Valentine's Day With Offer of Free Crib—Nine Months From Now Make a baby today, save a bundle tomorrow By Tim Nudd

Ikea Australia has done the math (or has it?) and come up with an amusing Valentine's Day offer—a free crib for babies born nine months from today. You'll have to clip out the voucher and keep it in a safe place for those nine months, and also provide proof of birth (whatever that means). The coupon also notes, "Delivery not included." That, of course, is the mom's job.